i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce
I feel like men should be offended by those women who basically validate their anti-feminism by saying that men are useful because of their ability to open tight jars and fix cars and shit.
Men, apparently completely replaceable for only $16.95
This one time I tripped
This one time I split my forehead open
This one time a dark wizard tried to kill me when I was a infant but couldn’t
Attacked by a pack of dogs. Still fucking love dogs.
punched a window by accident.
my brother was an asshole. my brother is still an asshole.
Golf ball to the face split my lip
Laproscopic appendectomy. Was so swollen they had to widen the incision to get it out.
Stood up too quickly after waking up in the morning and fainted.